A theory of modernity

I HAVE A GRAND THEORY OF MODERNITY AND HOW I CAN MAKE IT RIGHT! – yells a person from his open, third-floor window, inexpertly shaved and wearing his most sleep-deprived eyes. Our time is created by stories. We let ourselves be guided by stories, powered by stories, sated with stories, lulled by stories, confused by stories, divided by stories, enraged by stories, permeated by them, he yells.

How Humans Synthesize Their Cities

We humans in this city, we excrete houses. Our city and others like it are giant stromatolite fields. We synthesize solid minerals the way arthropods synthesize shellstuff, only our digestion systems are on the outside. Many of the materials would be poisonous, you see, allowed into our own bodies. So, we build external alimentary tracts for ourselves. Stone cutters for teeth. Concrete blenders for guts. Components for these parts are, in turn, excreted from simpler organs that are also external.